The world’s leading atheist and Chairman of the Keep Britain Happy campaign, Professor Richard Dawkins has stated that the existence of the WRU proves that there is no god. “The WRU appears to have such a complex structure, that any superior being would have to spend all their time just trying to understand what was going on. That would then mean they wouldn’t be able to concentrate on other things, like how badgers work.” claimed the 2013 winner of the Steve Hansen Award for Misery.
Dawkins, who spends December 25th watching ITV3 so that he can pretend Christmas isn’t happening, did have a crumb of comfort for theists everywhere. “While the WRU show there’s no god, I won’t rule out the work of the Devil.”