Welsh Game Hits Crisis After Wave of Defeats.

The game of rugby union in Wales was hit by another hammer blow this weekend. Over half of the sides playing in the Welsh Premiership failed to win. Some of the greatest names in Welsh sport were put to the sword with Llanelli, Newport, Pontypool and Bedwas all losing. Self styled ‘Greatest Ever Galacticos in World Sport’ Cardiff also failed to pick up 2 points.

“These are serious times for Team Wales” said Wales boss, Warren ‘Wales Boss’ Gatland. However he did point out the light at the end of the tunnel. “Glamorgan Wanderers picked up a valuable home win. This just goes to show when a team can draw on the cream of the talent from a region such as Glamorgan, they can beat no-hoping losers like Newport. This is a great result for regional rugby, going forward.”