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IRB to Apologise to Ireland for Henry Decision

Mar 14th, 2011 by

In a ground-breaking move, the IRB are to apologise for failing to pick up on Thierry Henry’s goal against them in the 2010 World Cup qualifier. “We should have noted that it was the wrong kind of ball. The try should not have stood. Even though everyone is talking about it being a ‘quick throw’ when in fact it was a conventional one.” an official spokesman officially spake. “We’re also very sorry about Bonio, off of U2. We’ve tried our best but even after giving him a Red card (and other Red merchandise) he still won’t shut the hell up. And don’t get me started on Patrick Kielty or Dermot O’Leary.”

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