The rugby world was reeling this lunchtime following the shock news that Steve Walsh’s favourite international referee, Steve Walsh, failed a routine eyesight test following Wales’s narrow-ish defeat to 13 Saffas and 2 junkies on Saturday.
The whistle-happy IRB monkey was unable to read the top line of the optician’s chart during the post-match test at Vision Express on Queen Street, Cardiff.
When asked to comment, Llanelli optician (Dilwyn Cyclops) responded, “To be honest, y’know, this is tremendous. Ever since Colin Hawke ruined our chances against the Wallabies in 1999, we’ve been dying to catch one of the blind bastards. Innit.”