Top rugby writers at one of the nation’s top English language, trans-Wales though mainly Cardiff focussed, 6 day a week newspapers have joined the growing number of Internet users accessing the popular online search tool, Google.
“We asked ourselves – can we dub George North the Welsh Jonah Lomu?” recalls one of the Western Dandy’s spurious nonsense correspondents. “Surely not, we thought. In the 15.6m pages of rugby effluent we’ve created since Lomu’s debut in 1994, we MUST have dubbed somebody that already. 15.6m pages is a lot to sort through, so we borrowed a computer and the Internet told us to proceed.”
In other news, Jean de Villiers – the South African Scott Gibbs – is looking forward to this weekend’s clash against Wales at the Millennium Stadium, and will be making the crossing by car ferry from his holiday home in Cork. “I shill be droiving theer in moy blick Jiguar,” he commented.
Meanwhile Keven Mealamu – the New Zealand Brian Moore – sits out the rest of the Autumn internationals following his obvious head butt on Lewis Moody – the English Jean-Pierre Rives.