Richie McCaw Penalised for Being Offside During the Haka.

In a move that has angered the Maori Elders, much like every other move in history, the All Black legend Richie McCaw gave away a penalty before the start of last Saturday’s record loss against Australia. The game, watched live by 99.5% of Hong Kong’s bar staff was a thriller that turned on the last kick of the game. New Zealand commentators, speaking through interpreters, stated that these crucial, early three points were crucial in setting the scene of the match, early on.

Murray Murrayson, of New Zealand television network New Zealand Television Network, was outraged. “Thus as ugzictly whut huppind in nasty Jiminy.” he hyperboled yesterday.