Thomas Carrots Moron Jenkins has hit on a great new way of learning Welsh. “All I do is twice a day change my middle names to a word in English and its Welsh counterpart. People always remember their own names. This idea has literally no drawbacks.” explained Thomas Nose Trwyn Jenkins yesterday. “It was a bit slow when I started out but now I’ve decided to only use useful words. I’ve even got the whole family involved” he said pointing out his two children Iolo Glan Clwyd Hospital Ysbyty Glan Clwyd and Johnny Welsh Blood Service Gwasanaeth Gwaed Cymru. “Daddy, please stop” they both screamed playfully.