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Scarlets to Sign Synthetic Lifeform

May 20th, 2010 by Benny

Llanelli Scarlets are to go into massive debt (again) in order to bankroll a bid for the new $40m synthetic lifeform, it has been revealed by the Western Mail. Talking to one of their “reporters” Soaraway Scarlets Supremo, Nigel Davies stated “This is a high profile signing for the region. Once again we’ve shown that we are not shy at spending money to provide back-up at tighthead.” This follows the recent set back in failing to sign either Species 8472 or a Predator. “There are two main advantages that the sythetic life form has over these” stated Davies “1. It actually exists and 2. There aren’t any complicated image rights.”

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One Response to “Scarlets to Sign Synthetic Lifeform”

  1. Geoff says:
    May 21, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Come on now, not quite the exclusive that you claim. This has been done before in welsh rugby – what about ‘orange tan man’ – you can’t tell me Mr Gavin Church is anything but an artificial life form. And another thing I’m not sure about Jonathan Davies, is he even welsh?