Daily Archive for February 15th, 2013

Pope resigns over prospect of English Grand Slam

Posted in Rugby on Feb 15th, 2013

The Vatican has revealed that the Pope’s shock resignation on Monday came after a long night of soul-searching following England’s victory over Ireland in Dublin at the weekend. Sources close to the Pontiff reveal that Pope Benedict gave up watching the game after O’Gara’s penalty miss in the 70th minute, mumbled “well that’s it then”, [...]

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Michalak “having a mare” is the new slogan for the growing horse meat market.

Posted in Rugby on Feb 15th, 2013

Freddy Michalak, the rugby equivalent of Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards, is to spearhead the rearguard campaign to persuade the public that the horsemeat being illegally fed to them is actually proper lush. The ‘enfant du merde’ of French rugby is to star in a new commercial to promote equine meat products. The advert begins as [...]

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