Kohn to reveal all

In an EXCLUSIVE interview new WALES STAR Olly Kohn has revealed that such is his passion for REPRESENTATIVE RUGBY / Wales that he actually bleeds red. During the course of this GROUNDBREAKING interview with Oprah, to be broadcast later this week on the the British Board of Boxing Control website, the SECOND ROW TOTEM pierces his skin to reveal a REDDISH HUE to his blood. Lance Armstrong has suggested that Kohn has been ingesting FOOD COLOURANTS since finding out that the bulk of Wales’s options at lock had received retrospective whiplash injuries from the demise of the Celtic Warriors.