Daily Archive for March 9th, 2012

Famous Rugby Players doing a Poo

Posted in Rugby on Mar 9th, 2012

This week: Dylan Hartley (Northampton & England) Professor Crappenboffin says: “I’m sensing here a real girth, somewhat like childbirth – maybe similar to passing a dwarf. This is a monstrous struggle and every sinew is focussed on the manly task. Man’s lonely inner struggle is epitomised here by the heroic Hartley. I’m also picking up some [...]

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John Redwood urges Wales to be cold and emotionless against Italy

Posted in Rugby on Mar 9th, 2012

John Redwood, self-proclaimed Ambassador to Earth from the planet Vulcan, has urged the Welsh team to display the kind of cold calculating mindset against Italy on Saturday that would qualify them for jobs in Vulcan abattoirs. Redwood, whose human costume requires a complicated system of 3,000 micro-pulleys to produce an ineffective serial killer smile, insisted [...]

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