The Bnz Family – The Secret Behind New Zealand Rugby

This Saturday proved a proud day for one New Zealandish family as all the professional rugby players on show for the New Zealand Provincegions all came from one family; the Bnz clan.

Celebrations after another try for the Bnz family

“It’s a proud day for us all, eh? We’ve bin witing fur thus, fur dick aids, eh.” Said Murray Bnz, oldest member and head of the Bnz family. “To see all of the Auckland Highlanders and the North Harbour South Land Blues run out representing my kuth un kun, it brings a tear to my one remaining eye” wept Murray like a big girl, with suspiciously muscular shoulders and big probing sausage shaped fingers. “I can’t believe they’ve dropped players of the calibre of Dan Carter. Also, some people have complained that Bnz isn’t as stupid a name as some of our other players. Well, it’s no Israel Dagg or Corey Sharon but what we lose in silliness we make up for in lack of vowels.” This isn’t the first time that whole teams have been formed by one family. “We’ve been doing it here at Cardiff City all season, but it’s had mixed results” said the Bluebirds striker, Gary Sbobet.