Posted in Rugby on May 31st, 2011
The unsavoury practice of growing Irish people by grafting newborns to the backs of horses is coming under increasing pressure from human rights groups. The notorious method is already prevalent in Ireland as the cost of child-rearing is reduced to the price of two operations and some hay for the horse, but there are fears [...]
Posted in Rugby on May 25th, 2011
A former Welsh rugby international has applied for a super-injunction to prevent the world knowing about his secret attempt to raise a million pounds for a well-known charity by risking his life climbing up mountains and skiing to the poles. Sources close to the player voiced concerns that attempts to reveal his identity via twitter, [...]
Posted in Rugby on May 21st, 2011
Please note: Contrary to what you may have heard, the Saints will not be marching in today.
Posted in Rugby on May 20th, 2011
For anyone who is hitting a point in their life where they sit back and look at what they’ve truly achieved and experienced and are starting to feel a bit down at the fact that it’s involved too much fizzy lager, chips and urinating on cashpoints and much too little of anything of any actual [...]
Posted in Rugby on May 17th, 2011
After many years of hopeless prediction, “Looks Weak” will no longer be used by Welsh sports fans as the barometer of informed insight. Instead as of Tuesday May 17th 2011, it’s place will be taken by “heh, gonna be a looooong season for the Jacks”. While technically correct (Swansea City will be playing one week [...]
Posted in Rugby on May 13th, 2011
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Posted in Rugby on May 10th, 2011
In a breakthrough move in the world of sport, The Scarlets are to share best practice with IPL 20:20 team the Mumbai Indians. “This is a great chance to talk statistics” said Scarlets coach Nigel Davies. “Although our sports might be radically different, I think that there’s a lot we can share. We can learn [...]
Posted in Rugby on May 7th, 2011
This Saturday proved a proud day for one New Zealandish family as all the professional rugby players on show for the New Zealand Provincegions all came from one family; the Bnz clan. “It’s a proud day for us all, eh? We’ve bin witing fur thus, fur dick aids, eh.” Said Murray Bnz, oldest member and [...]
Posted in Rugby on May 4th, 2011
Television images of Gareth Edwards’ famous try for the Barbarians against New Zealand in 1973 have made the 38 light year journey to the various planets, moons and satellite mega-cities of the Arcturus system prompting a surprise first contact message from a high-ranking official who looks a bit like a luminous krill. “Congratulations”, began the [...]
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