In a shocking broadside against the Nou Camp heroes, Wales coach branched out from his usual pre-match interviews by blasting a team from a different sport. “They hold no fear for my lads – we know that they can never beat us” claimed the Wales supremo. “They’re an under-rated tippy tappy fixated bunch of wimps!” Gatland continued. “They can’t even throw in properly. This team of tic tac tits can’t even score a try.” Gatland went on to criticise the rugby abilities of the European Ryder Cup team, Sebastein Vettel, Mohammed Ali, Jesse Owens, Usain Bolt, Lance Armstrong, Neil Armstrong, Stretch Armstrong, Time Team, Face off of the A-Team, Dr ‘Bones’ McCoy and Marie Curie.