Posted in Rugby on Mar 7th, 2011
A destructive hurricane swept across the continent yesterday after the whole of Wales and Ireland and a tiny minority of Scotland breathed a collective sigh of relief following the tragic deaths of most of the England squad after Johnny Wilkinson’s hair exploded on the team bus. An investigation is underway but early reports suggest that, [...]
Posted in Rugby on Mar 7th, 2011
The normally sober, sedate and sensible world of Welsh rugby commentary in the Six Nations was rocked last night when inspiration of the nation, the Optimism Gnome, revealed his dark family secret. The Optimism Gnome, whose work has helped Welsh fans deal with the Lewering, the Gyppocaust, the ongoing Gattocide and tubby drunken strumpets in [...]
Posted in Rugby on Mar 5th, 2011
With Shane Williams failing to fight the aging process, the oncoming international retirement of the Swansea-Bay Ospreys star will leave a yawning gap in Wales’ attacking game. To fill this gap, Warren Gatland is casting the net out to find a replacement who, the Western Mail will imaginatively call, ‘The New Shane’. “Wit wiiii arrrrr [...]
Posted in Rugby on Mar 5th, 2011
Wales, already the holders of the Rugby 7s World Cup, can proudly boast another sporting triumph. Beating People’s Democratic Republic of the Congo in the final, in a tense 3-0 encounter, Wales put their names in the record books as only the second team to ever win the trophy. “It was a tough game, but [...]
Posted in Rugby on Mar 4th, 2011
Today, in a historic result for the people of Wales, 99% voted ‘Yes’ for more Welsh rugby wins and try scoring opportunities in the 2011 WRU Referendumb. Siefin Hefin, head of “Pass it to Shane” the pro-Welsh win alliance, stated this is a step towards sporting glory. “This makes this year’s Grand Slam one step [...]
Posted in Rugby on Mar 2nd, 2011
Newport was gripped in a blaze of revolutionary zeal last night after a new head coach swept to power at Rodney Parade. The new leader, known only as “Colonel Jones” stormed the Rodney Parade stronghold with tanks, helicopters and those Datsun trucks with the big guns on the back. The move was met with [...]
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