Monthly Archive for January, 2011

James Le Hooker, non?

Cheese sucking rugby money-men with sweaters draped over their shoulders are counting their losses having taken delivery of mis-sold goods in the pre-Six Nations transfer market. Beach fronted rugby pension scheme, Perpignan are particularly aggrieved at having mistaken Wales’ most mercurial ball-handler for an aged blues guitarist. “We all luurv ze tru bleus sound from [...]

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Ospreys Trash Laibach

Super-crisis-club Ospreys FC have become embroiled in a potentially damaging rift with Laibach. The avant-garde band were SLAMMED by forwards and backs alike when their music graced the Neath-Swansea based team’s Christmas Charity fun night. “I dunno what the DJ was thinking!” said Cai Griffiths, on Twitter. “I was expecting a little bit of Phil [...]

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It’s February, and the people of Wales are throwing themselves into our annual feast of bi-polarism with all their usual outspoken joie de vivre. In the pubs and bars of Cardiff, on the streets of Swansea, in the crèches of Llanelli, and even in some places north of the M4 corridor the usual merry optimism [...]

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Gwlad isn’t shit

Nearly 13 years ago, a young Welsh rugby fan called Rhys decided to use his knowledge of the fledgling world of the internet to create a website for like-minded rugby fans all over the world. He called it Gwlad. At first the website consisted of Rhys’s scribblings about rugby and links to reports and features [...]

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The wandering restless soul of Steve Irwin has taken up residence in Wales Coach Warren Gatland it was revealed yesterday. The over-exhuberant Aussie entertainer died in 2006 as a result of over-provoking a stingray and had been assumed to have passed over to the other side, or come back as a water vole or whatever. [...]

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Welsh Scrum Lost Up Own Backside

As scrummaging aficionados peck over the remains of the Welsh front row in the run up to this year’s Six Nations championship, Ospreys’ coaching semi-supremo (supremo-semi?) Sean Holley has been airing his expert views on the matter. “If the scrum is Wales’ Achilles heel, then the boys will have to avoid tripping over their shoelaces,” [...]

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Arctic dancer and sometime orange rugby player Gavin Henson has claimed that the words to the Welsh National Anthem are all wrong and that its tune isn’t as good as England’s. “England’s anthem starts with the word God, which is a much more positive and inspirational opener than ours, which starts with Hen,” commented Henson, [...]

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