Inventive marketing wizards at colour-blind rugby machine (The) ‘Ospreys’ are behind a bare-faced attempt to keep Gavin Henson on Strictly Come Dancing, despite his obvious lack of prowess.  “We’re rooting for Gav to make it all the way to the Christmas final, prove all his doubters wrong, and keep focussed on his dearly held ambition: [...]

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The “world” of Scottish rugby was today rocked by the shocking news that all of the Six Nations makeweights’ Autumn internationals will be screened live by the BBC. “Och, this news gives us a couple of wee problems,” trilled Angus McTaggart, Chief Haggis of the Scottish Rugby Union. “Fer starters,” he continued with the aid [...]

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Llanelli have remained unbeaten at Stradey Park for 2 whole years. “This is a proud record across all tournaments, but it is one that we are working hard to keep” said a triumphant Nigel Davies yesterday. “We’ve taken on all comers this year and haven’t lost a single home game……..at Stradey.” he added bullishly. Stephen [...]

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Today marks a brand new dawn for the country of New Zealand. The first city ever to be founded in this once not-that-great country is to get a royal seal of approve. That’s an actual seal. Who will lead the applause. The city, New Zealand City will house many of this people’s art such as [...]

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Ruff and ready rugby roadies Newport Gwent South Wales Dragons are offering their ‘underdogs’ tag for sale, in a bid to raise cash ahead of another bitingly cold winter.  The wonga will go toward the upkeep of the Dragon’s most coveted tag: ’hardworking’, and fund urgent reparis to ’fortress’ – currently majority owned by Rodney Parade. “We hope to raise a [...]

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Gavin Henson confirmed last night that he will be leaving Wales for the bright lights of London as soon as he finishes filming his latest reality/celebrity TV show. Speaking exclusively to Gwladrugby he revealed the true reasons behind the move. “This coalition Government’s cuts are really going to hit me hard. I was banking on [...]

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