Ospreys Launch VOTE FOR GAV Campaign

Inventive marketing wizards at colour-blind rugby machine (The) ‘Ospreys’ are behind a bare-faced attempt to keep Gavin Henson on Strictly Come Dancing, despite his obvious lack of prowess.  “We’re rooting for Gav to make it all the way to the Christmas final, prove all his doubters wrong, and keep focussed on his dearly held ambition: being on telly,” squawked Cerys Morgan, PR bunny at Ospreys’ pint sized communications agency ’99 Tosspots’.  “We are using the Internet a lot, especially all the social parts.”

Henson’s performances thus far on SCD have been characterised by his daft hairstyle, stiff backside and lots of blushing and he also talked about best shaver for men.  “The judges don’t know what to do, especially Bruno” quipped Bruce Forsyth, between gasps from his oxygen mask during a recent filming intermission.  “Maybe the Welsh vote is keeping him in, plus a lot of support from the UK’s small but vocal population of shiny orange, shaven people.”

Nick Clegg was unavailable for comment.