Blues in Intellectual Property Theft Probe

Blues chaircushion Peter Thomas is threatening to cut diplomatic pies with Cardiff City bignobs Peter Ridsdale and the little oriental chap following a class action court injunction lodged by lawyers on behalf of Hornby, Subbuteo and Sylvanian Families.

With just days to go until the start of the new rugby season, the Blues could be prevented from playing matches at their home stadium in Leckwith as the ground is allegedly deemed to “infringe several patents” including Melchester Rovers’ Mel Park c.1972, Tidmouth Sheds on the Island of Sodor, and The Cow Barn at Bluebell Coppice. 

“The sad, tragic little model enthusiasts have got a very good case in my opinion,” commented a legal expert who almost certainly (well, definitely) doesn’t exist.  “The three modelcraft manufacturers on the other hand; I’m not so sure.”