Watched any Premiership games this season? Confused by whether one player is going to lead England through the Red Sea like Abraham did for the Philistines? Here’s your cut out and keep Le Tache EnglishLomuometer calculator: 1) Is the player young? 2) Can he be described as having a lot of one particular physical attribute [...]

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Gavin Henson was back in the media spotlight tonight in an interview on Scrum V. It was another disastrous set of public utterances and can be summarised thus: “I just want to get back to playing rugby, the game I love, and I’m only going on Strictly to pay the bills.” “I want to play [...]

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Magners League games could become even more unbearable following news that half-time ‘mini-rugby’ players are threatening strike action over a bitter pay dispute with the Welsh regions.  The players, who between themselves and their relatives are known to swell attendance numbers at some matches by up to 30%, are presently paid naff-all to represent their [...]

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Making the most out of the forthcoming Papal visit, Llanelli Scarlets are to play another touring side when they take on a Vatican team. As the game is on a Wednesday, it still counts as a full Vatican team with caps and everything. Nigel Davies is really excited about this historic game. “This historic game [...]

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The WRU have hit back at critics of its bold decision to launch the new Wales kit by having Will Carling pictured in it. “Will brings together a lot of what it means to be Welsh. Someone who isn’t French and whose name starts with ‘W’, just like ‘W’ales.” said Roger Lewis to a reporter [...]

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A chess game between Aguristan Grand Master Sergei Castleupalof and Meandmymatestan’s Viri Putinski was compared to the 15 a side code, yesterday. “It’s like a real game of rugby out there” stated the commentator the late Bobby Fischer.

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Blues chaircushion Peter Thomas is threatening to cut diplomatic pies with Cardiff City bignobs Peter Ridsdale and the little oriental chap following a class action court injunction lodged by lawyers on behalf of Hornby, Subbuteo and Sylvanian Families. With just days to go until the start of the new rugby season, the Blues could be [...]

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