We don’t do that sort of thing.

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Wales’ lineout captain and gay pride mascot Jonathan Thomas has backed the Light Brigade to bounce back from disappointment, once they’ve “ironed out some basic errors.” The crack outfit, whose last run out was in the Crimean War, were famously hammered by an unfancied Russian unit. “War is about winning and loosing. And Katherine Jenkins.” [...]

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Rumours that Mike “Fuddy” Cuddy has bought into the South Wales Evening Post in a bid to rival Rupert Murdoch as a media magnet (sic) gained momentum today after it was revealed by a sauce close to the self-styled fat bastard that recent headline grabbing incidents are all part of a ruse to “shift copy” [...]

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News that two Italian teams will be joining the Magners League from next season has already provoked massive interest in flights, hotel rooms and restaurant bookings for away-fans looking forward to broadening their horizons. Massimo Linguine is rugby correspondent for the Mailo Westerino in Turin: “Fans are going crazy for all the places they can [...]

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