Rumours that Mike “Fuddy” Cuddy has bought into the South Wales Evening Post in a bid to rival Rupert Murdoch as a media magnet (sic) gained momentum today after it was revealed by a sauce close to the self-styled fat bastard that recent headline grabbing incidents are all part of a ruse to “shift copy” [...]

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News that two Italian teams will be joining the Magners League from next season has already provoked massive interest in flights, hotel rooms and restaurant bookings for away-fans looking forward to broadening their horizons. Massimo Linguine is rugby correspondent for the Mailo Westerino in Turin: “Fans are going crazy for all the places they can [...]

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A shocked, stunned and obviously shaken newsreader Sian Williams this morning revealed that the BBC will henceforth only broadcast the final ten minutes of future Wales rugby matches.  The bombshell follows the shameful non-wearing of daffodils by BBC news teams during March 1st, and revelations that the BBC John Humphrys Unit will either be closed down, or [...]

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