The rugby world was rife with speculation last night that Puerto Rican pop sensation Ricky Martin is set to join rugby league side the Crusaders. The Latin heartthrob was seen arriving at the Racecourse on the weekend alongside new recruit Gareth Thomas. Perennial underachievers the Crusaders have launched a ferocious recruitment campaign which has seen […]
Monthly Archive for March, 2010
Slightly Chinese looking back-row bully Gareth Delve has shaken the world of rugby to its very foundations with the news that Cardiff Blues have failed in their attempt to sign him, despite a big salary offer, significant pie-related inducements and the chance to hang around with the Wales squad from time to time. “I was […]
So, the internationals are at an end – for now – France are Grand Slam champions (once more) all-conquering in a six nations following a Lions tour (strange that). Our attention returns to domestic matters, back to the principality, back to the Magners League. What do we find? What do we hear? The people speak […]
News that cider duty will soon increase by a whopping 10% above inflation has provoked Magners Ltd to default on its sponsorship agreement with the Celtic League with immediate effect. “Our fermented apple squelch has gone up-market now,” burped a spokesman. “We can now consider ourselves a high-brand, prestige drink like…AfterShock.” “We are proud to […]
Beer dispensing staff at notable Parisian drinkeries have been instructed to leave a quarter inch space at the top of every pint pulled this weekend, in order to allow room for England rugby fans’ tears. French unions are debating the move, once they’ve finished having sex with each other, surrendering and puffing foul smelling cigarettes. […]
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After moving from fifth place up to fourth in the “They Must Have a Load in This Competition to Find Three Better Than Us Nations Cup”, Garren Watland’s men are looking to build on a successful weekend. “With a superb all round performance in Paris last Sunday, Wales surged up the table.” Said Gatland, to […]
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Wales’ lineout captain and gay pride mascot Jonathan Thomas has backed the Light Brigade to bounce back from disappointment, once they’ve “ironed out some basic errors.” The crack outfit, whose last run out was in the Crimean War, were famously hammered by an unfancied Russian unit. “War is about winning and loosing. And Katherine Jenkins.” […]