Welsh Groundsman Slags Off French Counterpart.

In a political storm that people have already decided to call FieldGate, WRU Groundsman Dewi Shandywithahoe has SLAMMED his French counterpart. “The pitches they have in the Parc des Princes are terrible!” stated Shandwithahoe yesterday. “I’ve watched all of The Crowning Years and it’s like playing on the courts of Ronan Garossss, it’s so clayey” he said, making up a word.

In reply, La Federacion pour les Verdes Choses chairman claimed “Sacre-Bleu!!! Donner unt Blitzen. Ziss is an insult to Le France! Vive L’emporer. Avoir! Andoir! Feliz Navidad!”