Llanelli born, Llanelli bara Dai “Dai Twp” Iwans was forced to explain himself to his mates after wearing a replica rugby top of the opposing side to a not particularly important Magner’s league Scarlets game. “I don’t see the problem. It’s red and I got it cheap off of ebay. And it’s got some blue in it like the last Llanelli kit my mate bought” said Dai yesterday, at a frequency only audible by dogs and dolphins, and possibly Superman. “I used to wear my AC Milan top down at Stradey. No one complained then. But now we’ve gone all la-di-da up in the big city of Pemberton, I can’t wear what I like! This isn’t a million miles away from what happened in Nazi Russia!” whined Mr Iwans.
It transpires that though Iwans entire wardrobe of clothes is red in colour he doesn’t actually own any Scarlets merchandise. The nearest he gets is his old Coedcae First XV rugby kit who lost to St. John Lloyds home and away in 1982.