In a political storm that people have already decided to call FieldGate, WRU Groundsman Dewi Shandywithahoe has SLAMMED his French counterpart. “The pitches they have in the Parc des Princes are terrible!” stated Shandwithahoe yesterday. “I’ve watched all of The Crowning Years and it’s like playing on the courts of Ronan Garossss, it’s so clayey” [...]

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Yesterday, Welsh beer enthusiast, Dewi Sdrunk, was inconvenienced while getting up to get some beer for the fifth time during the Wales v Scotland 6 Nations match. “All I wanted to do is go to the bar while it was quiet and all these people’s legs were in the way” exslurred Dewi. “To tell you [...]

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Shy, retiring Barry White-a-like rugby freight train Mathieu Bastard could miss the forthcoming Six Nations game against Wales after being cited for eating an opponent during last weekend’s France versus Ireland international. Initially unsubstantiated rumours that Bastard had hastily consumed none other than Irish bottle-carrier Peter Stringer in the half time break, were later corroborated [...]

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In a move which will startle some, shock others, and worry many, a number of old comments on previous posts have now been accepted. Management retain the right to delete or otherwise mock comments which have been provisionally accepted, particularly if they mention Llanelli. Gwlad regulars will be encouraged to know that the standard of [...]

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Scottish coach Andy Robinson has been unrepentant this week about his hopes of turning Saturday’s match again Wales into the muddiest game of rugby since the Ynysybwl Pals Second XV had a prolonged chuck-about during the Battle of Passchendaele.  “I’ll be honest, I’m just praying it’ll shit it down,” muttered the five-times winner of Rugby’s [...]

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Thinking man’s piano shifter Alun-Wyn Jones has gone into hiding with his future Wales career in tatters after failing to nail an England player when he had the chance.  “We talked about it before the game, how we needed to disrupt their lineout by biting one of Dylan Hartley’s arms off,” claimed Welsh coaching supremo Warren ‘Only [...]

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Llanelli born, Llanelli bara Dai “Dai Twp” Iwans was forced to explain himself to his mates after wearing a replica rugby top of the opposing side to a not particularly important Magner’s league Scarlets game. “I don’t see the problem. It’s red and I got it cheap off of ebay. And it’s got some blue [...]

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