Monthly Archive for January, 2010

In a move that has stunned no one, Leicester Tigers have launched a Super-Injunction on the result of the recent Ospreys vs Leicester rugby match. The match, which ended in either a win, loss or draw for one or both of the sides may or may not have been cancelled or postponed, it wasn’t reported [...]

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This just in:

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After their not-such-a-shock exit from all European competition until next year, Leicester Tigers almost pulled their whiskers out in dismay to find that they are not at the top of the Proper Tidy Ranking system. “MWAAAAA!!!!!!! MWAAAAAHHH!!!! It’s not FAIRRRRRR!!!!!!” yelled Leicester patron General Patrick Malaise. “Mummy. MUMMY!!! Tell the nasty man to make us [...]

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Help needed!

Are you a Welsh rugby fan with limited imagination and a passable understanding of the alphabet?  If so, then the Western Mail rugby features team needs your help!  See below.  Get in touch if you think you can be of any assistance. We face a Herculean task filling 1,500 pages over the next eight weeks [...]

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The countdown begins

The Wales Six Nations squad met up at their training HQ in the Vale today. The only weakness in Warren Gatland’s selection looks to be at scrum half. The extent of Dwayne Peel’s injury is uncertain: according to the Wales camp, the British Lion is unfit and therefore not up for consideration. According to Peel’s [...]

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Leicester demand inquestwang

In a not entirely unprecedented SHOCK move, the Leicester Cheaters have SLAMMED Heineken Cup organisers’ decision not to BOOT the Ospreys out of the competition for fielding 16 players for several inconsequential seconds of their CRUNCH decider at the Library on Saturday. Taking out an onion, Tiggers “coach” Richard COCKerill ROARED, “This glasshouse has got [...]

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Scarlets Fans Rush to Support Amlin

Scarlets fans the world over are rushing to show their support for Amlin. “I’ve now bought 12 of whatever it is they make / sell / serve” said Scarlets Super Supremo Nigel ’4 out of 6′ Davies. “I can’t wait to see how well the spark plugs / electricity / insurance that they provide will [...]

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Bill McLaren

The whole rugby world has been saddened today with the news of the death of legendary rugby commentator Bill McLaren. For decades he was the voice of rugby, the coiner of so many memorable phrases. He brought our sport to life and helped to etch many great memories on rugby fans’ brains. Our favourite at [...]

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Develop Rugby

Develop rugby is a new coaching resource website. The site will contain information for coaches through the format of flash animations and movies. The site will cover information on the following, Handling, Contact, Defence, Kicking and Attack. The site will be updated weekly with up to date information and new ideas that a Coach can [...]

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Derek the Weatherman “I’m straight”

    Wales was again rocked last night after one of it’s most loved superstars made shocking revelations about their sexuality.  Derek “the weatherman” Brockway, much loved star of such shows as BBC Wales 6:30 news and BBC Wales 9:30 news, announced that he was straight.   “Straight as a dye” he told a stunned [...]

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