Leicester to Impose Super-injunction on Ospreys Result

In a move that has stunned no one, Leicester Tigers have launched a Super-Injunction on the result of the recent Ospreys vs Leicester rugby match. The match, which ended in either a win, loss or draw for one or both of the sides may or may not have been cancelled or postponed, it wasn’t reported yesterday. “We are currently not at liberty to state where this game was held and neither is anyone else” cried the Tigers marketing manager Les Tersupremo. When asked for the reasoning behind such a reporting blackout, Mr (or Mrs) Tersupremo replied “Well, we’ve got to use the lawyers for something.”