Daily Archive for September 21st, 2009

Celtic Nations to Form Magners Pear League.

Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009

Celtic rugby chiefs have rolled up the sleeves of their blazers and taken a bold step by dragging the marketing of their sport into the Twentieth Century. By aping the cider manufacturer, Magners’, the brains’ trust of the WRU, SRU and IRNBRU have taken basically the same product and added a few minor variations on [...]

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Magners Blasted By Spazmo

Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009

Magners League chiefs have strenuously denied claims that the competition is part of a thought control experiment. Conspiracy theories began circulating on the internet last season when many began to believe that Newport Gwent Dragons outside centre Rory Sidey did not in fact exist. US based conspiracy website Spazmo.com offered a reward to anyone who [...]

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IRB to Introduce Twitter Rugby™

Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009

The International Rugby Board is to jump on the celebrity IT bandwagon and take a very small sized page out of the world of Twitter. To counteract the widespread popularity of Twenty Twenty Cricket and Strictly Millionaires Diving, the IRB will introduce a new version of the Rugby Union code: Twitter Rugby™. This new bite-sized [...]

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Henson Henson Henson Henson Henson.

Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009

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Henson Article Left Out of Newspaper.

Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009

Editors at the Western Mail made the shock decision to leave an article about Gavin Henson out of an edition of their ‘newspaper’. The Mail, voted Six Park Street, Cardiff’s Newspaper of the Week (w/c Monday 12th October 1998), decided on the surprise tactic of only running 3 articles about the one kick, two tackles, [...]

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Welsh Game Hits Crisis After Wave of Defeats.

Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009

The game of rugby union in Wales was hit by another hammer blow this weekend. Over half of the sides playing in the Welsh Premiership failed to win. Some of the greatest names in Welsh sport were put to the sword with Llanelli, Newport, Pontypool and Bedwas all losing. Self styled ‘Greatest Ever Galacticos in [...]

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