Daily Archive for September 3rd, 2009

Match preparations ahead of NG Dragons’ opening Magners  League game against Ulster are in disarray as none of the players can understand a word the coaches are telling them. Particular concern surrounds sonically-challenged head coach Paul Turner, whose bass baritone verbal range has deepened to such an extent that only large whales and other seaborne [...]

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Munster to patent rolling maul

Munster have stunned Glasgow Warriors with the threat of legal action ahead of Friday night’s Magner’s league opener at the Firhill Arena. Oversize leprechaun Paul O’Connell announced the move at a press conference last night saying, “Munster can proudly reveal that we have successfully patented the rolling maul. It is now for the sole use [...]

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