Posted in Rugby on Sep 24th, 2009
World rugby is set to predict Welsh international domination, temporarily. Coaches, journalists, former Test legends, senior administrators and other well-known portly commentators with massive necks and locked-in-the-past hairdos, are conspiring to proclaim Wales as the impending international rugby champions of the universe, GwladRugby.com can exclusively reveal. Ahead of games planned against New Zealand, Australia, Argentina and Samoa, a plot [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 24th, 2009
Under pressure bosses at Welsh rugby’s regions are responding to recent criticism in typically bullish manner by erecting fortresses all over South Wales. The huge structures are the brainchild of self-styled, big-spending galactico region supremo Joe Johnson. Johnson, whose CV includes lifting the World Snooker Championship trophy in 1986, proved that he is not afraid [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 23rd, 2009
WRU officials were blasted earlier today by senior NZRFU elders as reports emerged suggesting that Wales plan on not responding to the haka this autumn. “We’re hearing that, instead of monkeying around with anthems, standing still, standing in an funny shape or throwing grass around, Wales plan on just watching the haka then getting on [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 23rd, 2009
The rugby world was rocked last night by an announcement that the RSPB are set to stage a forced takeover of struggling Welsh region the Ospreys. The star studded Ospreys have struggled to get out of first gear this season and suffered an embarrassing home defeat to Irish minnows Leinster on Friday night despite have [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009
Celtic rugby chiefs have rolled up the sleeves of their blazers and taken a bold step by dragging the marketing of their sport into the Twentieth Century. By aping the cider manufacturer, Magners’, the brains’ trust of the WRU, SRU and IRNBRU have taken basically the same product and added a few minor variations on [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009
Magners League chiefs have strenuously denied claims that the competition is part of a thought control experiment. Conspiracy theories began circulating on the internet last season when many began to believe that Newport Gwent Dragons outside centre Rory Sidey did not in fact exist. US based conspiracy website Spazmo.com offered a reward to anyone who [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009
The International Rugby Board is to jump on the celebrity IT bandwagon and take a very small sized page out of the world of Twitter. To counteract the widespread popularity of Twenty Twenty Cricket and Strictly Millionaires Diving, the IRB will introduce a new version of the Rugby Union code: Twitter Rugby™. This new bite-sized [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009
Editors at the Western Mail made the shock decision to leave an article about Gavin Henson out of an edition of their ‘newspaper’. The Mail, voted Six Park Street, Cardiff’s Newspaper of the Week (w/c Monday 12th October 1998), decided on the surprise tactic of only running 3 articles about the one kick, two tackles, [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Sep 21st, 2009
The game of rugby union in Wales was hit by another hammer blow this weekend. Over half of the sides playing in the Welsh Premiership failed to win. Some of the greatest names in Welsh sport were put to the sword with Llanelli, Newport, Pontypool and Bedwas all losing. Self styled ‘Greatest Ever Galacticos in [...]
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