Posted in Rugby on Dec 18th, 2012
“Peel…must be No 9 choice” medd y pennawd o’r Western Mail sydd yn ymddangos yng nghanol Hunangofiant Dwayne Peel . Yr awdur? Rob Howley. Yn anffodus, nid sôn am gemau rhyngwladol yr hydref oedd e ond taith y Llewod i Seland Newydd yn 2005. Mae’n anodd credu bod chwaraewr mor ddisglair mor bell o feddyliau [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Dec 4th, 2012
One of Swansea’s leading rugby surplus outlets has announced a half-price offer on its Moldovan tight-head prop. The newly stocked Moldovan, who comes from Moldova, can juggle, intimidate people and sing the German versions of all David Hasselhoff’s greatest hits. He is also learning how to scrummage. “He’s what we call versatile,” remarked overemployed physiotherapist [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Dec 3rd, 2012
Quaint rugby backwaters Australia and England have conspired to anoint Wales the pre-tournament favourites for the group stages of a competition no one has even drawn the logo for yet. In one of the biggest acts of cynicism since a well-known Liechtenstein based multinational bookselling tax-dodger purportedly floated the idea of selling a Kindle edition [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Nov 29th, 2012
Taken-for-granted Wales rugby internationals have delivered a resounding f&*k off to the Welsh man in the street, after name-calling and confidence undermining reached a new low. “I’ve had it up to here,” revealed Grand Slam winning Luke Charteris, pointing his hand somewhere thought to be near his hairline, beyond the vanishing point of most human [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Nov 26th, 2012
If, like me, you’ve spend thousands of hours (not to mention pounds) following your rugby team to some of the most famous sporting venues on the planet, you’ll instantly identify with many of the stories told by Carolyn Hitt in her new book, “Wales Play In Red.” Carolyn is no ordinary sports journalist. For starters, [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Nov 25th, 2012
Defeat is hard to take. For a player, a team, a nation, losing always hurts and so it should for anyone with hope, with aspirations of better things. What is worse than losing in itself is losing to poor opposition, playing without skill, without passion. Over the years I’ve seen Wales lose a lot of [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Nov 19th, 2012
Rugby pundits are blowing raspberries at our chances against New Zealand this weekend, without knowing the full facts. We explore just seven of the many ways that the world champions can be overcome. 1. The law of averages If the Faeroe Islands played the ABs enough times they’d eventually come up with a result. [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Nov 16th, 2012
Lefty human rights judges at the International Criminal Court have issued a final rebuke to Wales over its persistent use of ‘the box-kick’ during rugby test matches. First invented by sadistic Aztec druids as a forced punishment for those who refused to look directly at the sun’s rays, and perfected by such 20th century rugby connoisseurs [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Nov 12th, 2012
You may be surprised to learn that on 31st October 1972, Llanelli beat the All Blacks. I know. Amazing isn’t it? Scarlets supporters, always so quiet and keen to hide their light under a bushel, have kept this historic fact a secret for decades. I should add at this point, removing my tongue from my [...]
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Posted in Rugby on Nov 8th, 2012
One of the world’s leading consultancy practices is basking in universal glory and acclaim, after taking little more than 300 days to tell Welsh rugby what it had already worked out for itself during a morning tea break in late 2011. Inspired by some of mankind’s greatest feats of race-against-time administration such as LiveAid, the [...]
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