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Your Patented Gwlad ‘Cut Out and Keep’ WalesOnline Clickbait Article

Headline:

Brave/Noble/Upright/Honourable *

Roger Lewis / Sam Warburton / WRU / Team Wales / Warren Gatland *

Stands firm / Saves Welsh Rugby / Retains Honour / Shows Class / Refuses to be SLAMMED *

following / by *

Jibes / Pathetic Abuse / Raging Hate / Ignorance *

from

Ultras / Internet Trolls / Twitter nobodies / Blog writer / Hitler Video Comparison *

Main Article:

Roger Lewis / Sam Warburton / WRU / Team Wales / Warren Gatland *

showed

his/its*

true class / true grit / true trueness / truth / perspicacity *

by

standing firm / saving Welsh Rugby / retaining honour like a Klingon / showing the true class associated with genuine rugby men / refusing to be SLAMMED and sidetracked *

by / from *

Ultras / Internet Trolls / Twitter nobodies / Blog writer / Hitler Video Comparison *

who have

an axe to grind / an agenda to peddle / a certain something / a gripe born of ignorance / IBS *

Despite

not playing James Hook at the 10 shirt that he so richly deserves since his time at Neath / Ospreys / Perpignan / Gloucester / Wales / The Lions *

Roger Lewis / Sam Warburton / WRU / Team Wales / Warren Gatland *

will always

have the faith of this reporter / be seen as a close personal friend of those who matter – the rugby mad Welsh public / be there to remind you / on my mind / be in the last place you look.

If

Barcelona can sell out a 120,000 seater stadium every home game / The Oakland Raiders can move city and still fill a 240,000 seated amphitheatre every over Sunday / Monty Python’s Flying Circus can sell out the 02 for a record breaking 80 days in succession (and one of them is DEAD!) / I can fit five people in my kitchen / someone once fitted me into some hand luggage that was suitable for an overhead locker *

then surely

the Regions / Andrew Whore / RRW / The Llanelli Scarlets / The Swansea Ospreys / The Dragons / The Blues *

can fit 20,000 into a stadium for

the might of Connacht / the attraction of watching Zebre on a wet November Thursday / the draw of watching a Munster with all their stars / George Clancy drifting through a match in exactly the way a 1-man walking cluster-fuck wouldn’t

If not, then surely it’s time for

Ponty to become a region / North Wales to have its own region / Cwmbran to host some games / for the Ospreys to learn lessons from Cardiff City / Andrew Horrre to return whence he came / the Regions to admit they’ve got it wrong. *

Postscript:

Food for thought.

(* Delete where applicable)